Adrian Chiles Immediately Sacked As ITV’s Football Host
There is a God.
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Top 10 Footballers We Want To Punch In The Face
Have we missed anyone out?
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Hedge Fund Owner Shot Dead By 30 Year Old Son For Cutting His Allowance
When you’re an adult and your parents cut your allowance, you just shoot them dead.
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Lionel Messi Follows Chelsea On Instagram The Day He Doesn’t Turn Up For Barcelona Training
Is the best player in the world on his way to Chelsea?
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George Osborne Pledges £50 Million To Make England ‘The Best Team In The World’
In hindsight this could be regarded as an absolutely genius political move.
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Team Analysis For The Barclays Premier League Season 2014/2015
A summary and go-to guide for your favourite team (and the ones you’re not so keen on)
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Fernando Torres Misses An Absolute Sitter In Pre Season Friendly
Two yards out with the goal at his mercy.
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Best & Worst Hardcore Football Fan Tattoos Ever
Here are the best/worst football fan tattoos around as we kick off a blissful few weeks of non-stop football action.
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VIDEO: Hilarious Drunk Man City Fan Trying To Stand Up After Victory Against Crystal Palace
As the title race took another turn over the weekend, one Manchester City fan took his celebrations to the next level.
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Best Steven Gerrard Memes And Jokes After Yesterday’s Slip Up
After what could be the defining moment of the season yesterday, the internet was flooded with memes and jokes highlighting Gerrard’s notorious slip.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #7
Let’s take a stroll through the vacuous and never ending bowels of the Daily Mail online’s celeb column shall we? I wonder who’s got a new haircut this week?
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José Mourinho Gets Cocky In Phone Call To Manuel Pellegrini, Arsene Wenger, Brendan Rogers, David Moyes
Following Chelsea’s victory over Man City, the other managers got together and gave Jose Mourinho a call to find out just how he managed to pull it off.
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VIDEO: Jose Mourinho Says West Ham Play ‘19th Century Football’, Sam Allardyce Laughs
Mourinho had some choice words for Sam Allardyce’s West Ham after last night’s game – but the big man is apparently not fussed.
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VIDEO: Chelsea Fans Claim To Know About Players That Don’t Exist
When tested on their football knowledge, Chelsea fans didn’t want to look like idiots so made up a bunch of stuff but end up looking like even bigger idiots.
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Roman Abramovich’s Girlfriend Uploads Senseless Fashion Pic On Martin Luther King Day
Dasha Zhukova didn’t pick the best of days to upload this photo of her sitting on a chair/black woman hybrid.
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Ashley Cole’s Friends Use Him To Steal £110,000 Worth Of Jewellery
Two of Ashley Cole’s mates used his name to gain the trust of two jewellers who they then beat up and robbed.
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Carlton Cole Absolutely Schools Twitter Troll
People have often wondered just what the point of Carlton Cole is, well with this ruthless putdown of a Twitter troll he’s justified his whole existence in less than 140 characters.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football One Month Down
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Kick Off
Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don’t know what they’re doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League. Brap.
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Fan Captures Paul Pogba Wondergoal From The Perfect Angle
You haven’t really ever seen a goal until you’ve seen it from the most perfect angle possible. Luckily for us, someone caught Paul Pogba’s Juventus wondergoal from said angle.
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Guess What? Football’s Back. Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League 2013/2014 Competition
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Competition is back for the 2013/14 season. Click and find out how you can win goody bags and money in exchange for football knowledge – courtesy of Sick Chirpse.
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Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
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The Promo Video For The Release Of Norwich’s Home Kit Might Be One Of The Worst Adverts Ever
This advert is so unbelievably bad that I can’t even believe it’s been made.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
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Mike Tyson Is Now Following Luis Suarez On Twitter
You really couldn’t make this up. As an extra bonus we’ve got some of the best Luis Suarez photoshops too.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th…
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
