Mum Names Her Child ‘Alpha Mael Armstrong’ Because It Was The ‘Manliest’ Name She Could Think Of
Doesn’t get manlier than that.
Doesn’t get manlier than that.
The ultimate scam.
This baby is destined for greatness.
Hell of an accomplishment at 24.
It’s going to be ‘Barack’, isn’t it?
Just when you thought life couldn’t get any dumber.
Goddamn ISIS.
Probably a good idea.
What a time to be alive.
Just when you think we’ve reached peak beard, this goes and happens.
Why has anyone chosen to create this? Seriously, why?