A woman has lost £5,000 to an online scammer who tricked her into sending him money by pretending to be an astronaut who was stuck in space and needed cash to buy oxygen. The Japanese victim, 85, was swindled out of thousands after falling in love online with the fake astronaut who sought her help…
She’s even banging an astronaut who rang her from space.
The names Bond, Gemma Bond.
Get over it pal.
That old chestnut.
Ground control to major… oh no sorry, wrong number.
This was just too easy.
Turns out apologising for the existence of Limp Bizkit wasn’t the only thing he needed to get off his chest.
That’s over 20 times the height of the current tallest building in the world the Burj Khalifa.
One of the final 100 applicants has revealed details of the project that make it seem less than legitimate.
“I will die on Mars – and give birth to the first Martian baby.”
I thought Chris Hadfield was cool when I saw him do that experiment in space wringing out a cloth, but I didn’t think he was anywhere near this cool.
Have you ever thought to yourself “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore?”, well now it turns out there’s a chance you might not have to for much longer. Some Dutch company are taking applications to turn people into astronauts and send them to Mars in 2023, but there’s a catch, you won’t EVER be coming back.
Good question huh? I had never really considered it before but as soon as I heard it I was intrigued, and the result is pretty awesome.
I am down with the paranormal, unfortunately it’s pretty much 110% not true. Here’s some shitty piccies to LOL you up.