SEGA Have Released A Sonic Themed Curry That Turns Your Turds Blue
Everyone who grew up in the 90s loves Sonic The Hedgehog as he really is one of the most iconic video game characters of all time. Love that theme music too.
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I don’t think we really need an excuse to celebrate Sonic, but for some reason SEGA have decided to do so by releasing one of the most bizarre novelty tie in items of all time: a curry that turns your turds blue. Yeah, you did read that correctly.
It’s basically a blue curry sauce that is meant to have a beefy flavour. It’s also only available in Japan, so if you’re desperate to bleed blue out of your ass you’ll have to travel over there to pick it up.
If you’re just curious though, you can check out this YouTube video where a guy makes it and describes the results. Unfortunately he doesn’t actually show any of his blue turds though which is kinda disappointing. Well actually more like beyond disappointing as I really wanted to see what they looked like.
If you don’t have a spare ten minutes to check this out, then just read his account of it below the video:
I can tell you one thing though, two days after eating it my poop was blue for the whole day and then some! Talk about a WTF moment!
I was a bit unsure that I really wanted to put that stuff in to my mouth. It made my tongue and teeth blue and even turned my poop blue two days later.
Not only that but it also turned the toilet water blue.
What’s scary is that stuff was inside my stomach for two days before it came out so is the inside of my stomach also blue?
Even [worse] is that it took four trips to the toilet before the blue had gone.
I mean that’s a good question about his stomach, one that I’m afraid we’ll probably never know the answer to unfortunately.
