10 Rumoured Jeremy Clarkson Replacements Who May Or May Not Be Absolutely Terrible Choices

10. Jeremy Clarkson

Oh god, please no. We’d honestly prefer Kony.

Despite everything that’s happened, we still feel like there’s a slight chance that Clarkson will manage to find a way to  weasel himself back onto the show. After all, he’s punched before, he’ll punch again and his absence has already left a fist-shaped hole in the hearts of Top Gear fans everywhere.