Politician Forgets To Switch To Burner Account Before Pretending To Be A Gay Black Man

Meet Dean Browning – a former Lehigh County commissioner who was Republican nominee for Pennsylvania’s 7th Congressional district this year…

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You can never be too sure these days, but if I had to guess, I’d say Dean Browning is a straight white male. Again, just a guess. Don’t want to be too presumptuous in 2020, but it definitely looks that way to me.

Apparently not though, because it turns out Dean Browning is actually a gay black man:

So clearly Dean Browning has made a horrific error here by forgetting the #1 rule of pretending to be someone else on the internet = never forget to switch to your burner account. Dean has found out the hard way just how big mistake that can be.

Instead of just deleting his account, getting a face transplant and assuming a new identity somewhere far away without internet, Dean went for the classic “I forgot to mention that was a quote” excuse. Of course!

Riiiight. Makes you wonder how many other people there are on the internet pretending to be someone they’re not because they feel their argument is more compelling coming from a group or identity that isn’t theirs. Until one day you forget to switch to your second account and everyone realises you’re full of shit. Extra tragic if you come from the political world like Dean here.

Anyway, what’s done is done. Dean Browning isn’t the first person to get busted with a burner account and he certainly won’t be the last. In any case – that picture and those words just make a hilarious combo:

For the Instagram influencers exposed for having photoshoots on fake private jet sets, click HERE. Mortifying.