Man Posts Photo Of Cut Thumb On Instragram; Internet Thinks It’s A Penis
Some dude by the name of Stephen Owen uploaded a photo of his injured thumb to Instagram last week (he’d sliced it on a grater while making potato salad), and was inundated with messages from other users comparing it to a penis.
To be fair, it could well be mistaken for someone’s cock on first glance:
It’s all good though, at least his cock doesn’t resemble a potato.