Crappy Fast Food Reviews: McDonald’s – Potts Street, Newcastle

When it comes to fast food, you know what you’re getting. It might not be fine dining and the service is not top quality, but that’s the deal when it comes to fast, cheap grub.

Nevertheless, for some city dwellers, McDonald’s and Wetherspoons is about as top notch as it gets. And when their service dwindles or is a cut above the rest, they feel the only appropriate course of action is to leave a review.

Not that we’re complaining – the appraisals left by customers are pure comedy gold, which is why we’re back with another round up of our favourite crappy reviews from fast food hotspots.

Today our restaurant (used loosely) of choice is McDonald’s on Potts Street, Newcastle. Expect some top notch analysis and justified complaints:

Brown chicken

Paying customers only

Impressive touch screen

Do you mean table service?

Definitely worth leaving that review

Short and sweet

Happy customer

Drive true

Can’t beat a kiosk

Excuse me Sharon, can you please pass me the Good Will Gesture File?

We’ve all got to start somewhere

Tight like a tiger

Quick and cheap

Stunning record

Who’s he running from?

Bold statement

Say what you see and if you see it, say it

Congratulations Newcastle, you’ve done us proud. This week my personal favourite has to be Lucinda Ritson purely because she really put some effort into relaying the entire incident and everything that has displeased her. I hope she got her free hash browns in the end.

For last week’s instalment of our favourite crappy fast food reviews, click HERE.