The Best & Worst Tinder Profiles In The World #116

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Mums can be so embarrassing

When you finally get the answer you’re looking for

Bri’s roommate is the ultimate wing woman

Help a woman out

We’ve all been there

That old chestnut

At least she’s honest

Candidates apply here

Mixed messages

Pro-tip: Never compare a potential date to a puppy beater in the opening convo

Seems legit

Maybe a tattoo of a travelling car?

Kids are growing up so fast these days

If at first you don’t succeed…

That’s one way to sell the tickets

Damn Daniel

Close shave

Any takers?

Slow and steady wins the race

Any other lonely noodles out there?

Props for her marketing technique

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.