There isn’t much to say about this because you can just let the article talk for itself – needless to say though it’s pretty much everything that’w ring with the human race right now, and might actually mean that we’ve reached peak beard after the false alarm with those hipster flower beards.
Read it and weep. Literally.
Jedward are properly gunning for Louis Walsh today after he ripped into them on Celebrity Big Brother, after being asked by a fellow contestant what it was like working with the annoying Irish twins. Walsh answered: ‘They were vile. They were vile, but they were great. I got 5 million quid for them, I swear…
It’s often called the Lamborghini of poultry.
“I made it really clear from the beginning that I would sock him if he tried anything.”
Fingers crossed.