A ‘Looksmaxxer’ Is Spending $100,000 On Limb-Lengthening Surgery To Go From 6’2 To 6’6

For the uninitiated/employed, ‘Looksmaxxing’ refers to a social media trend, involving mostly young men, who will do anything and everything to maximise their physical attractiveness; even spending absurd amounts of cash in order to have a doctor break their legs and put them back together again to add a few inches to their height.

You would think a 19-year-old lad who was 6’2 would safely skip this type of surgery, but not the unfathomably insecure TikToker ‘Clavicular’, who explained his reasons for the imminent surgery that will take him from an already taller-than-average 6’2 to a WWE-sized 6’6:

 

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Clavicular explains: “It is more about presence. You walk into a room, people will notice. People will come to me and say 6’2 is already tall. But in terms of percentile, it’s only 91st percentile. 6’6 we get to 99th percentile. I’m someone who wants to be the best and I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get there.

“The unfortunate part about limb lengthening surgery is almost no one is going to be able to do it. You have to be out of work for 6 months – year. You’re going to be hospitalised for the first three weeks. You’re pretty much immobile for the first 3 months. The next three months after that you’re not going to be able to walk without crutches. Not to mention the outrageous prices. It’s very painful and you have to gauge the value: is it something that’s really worth it to you?”

Well, sounds like he’s already made his mind up. I just don’t understand how any male could not be satisfied with standing at 6’2 already? If I was adding 4 inches to anything, it wouldn’t be my legs – put it that way.

Keep in mind, this is a lad who reportedly became infertile at 14 after going on testosterone replacement therapy. At 19, he’s also already had a nose job, gets Botox, has his eyebrows threaded, and even smokes crystal meth in order to keep his appetite surprised and body lean. I’m not even kidding:

I mean, this kid is basically Patrick Bateman out of American Psycho? He’s already spent ridiculous amounts of cash on his looksmaxxing journey thus far, and is now set to fork out $100,000 just to add 4 inches to his height. Will someone like that ever truly be satisfied with how they look?

For what it’s worth, here’s a before and after of Clavicular and his girlfriend, having spent all that money on lookmaxxing:

I don’t think it’s a stretch to suggest that this kid is suffering from mental illness and needs some kind of intervention before he takes this looksmaxxing obsession to an even more ridiculous degree. You want to command a room? Try working on your personality, not your height. Prince was 5’2! Napoleon was 5’5!

Come on, friends and family of Clavicular. Chat to your boy before it’s too late.

For the man who went from 5’8 to 6’3 through limb-lengthening surgery, click HERE. Somewhat more understandable, but still insane.

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