Millennials Are So Bored, They’ve Started Drawing Penises On Their Faces

The mannequin challenge is dying down so the internet needed something else stupid for its latest viral craze and it’s decided to come up with this: dicklining.

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The challenge (?) basically involves drawing a dick across your eyeball with your makeup. The craze was started by 19-year-old Asia Brautigam who posted the following on her Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/asialbx/status/799747827517620224

Whoa – check out how many likes and retweets that has got. That is some serious viral shit. As you might expect with a thing like that, a bunch of idiots soon cottoned on and you can see the results of this on Twitter below. Probably even more people going crazy for it on Instagram and Snapchat:

sooo in LOVE with your look💞😫😫 my new everyday eye makeup pic.twitter.com/bxlP3NEPJC

— ‧͙⁺˚*･༓sky☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (@slut4veggies) November 19, 2016

inspo from @asialbx 💞🍭🎀 pic.twitter.com/yTMOqhtW9Z

— morticia (@dunemethanee) November 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/motelbaby/status/800403189988290562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/brendv_r/status/799860027502624768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

you have inspired me deeply pic.twitter.com/zTvkCxfhwe

— tati (@_L0VERGiRL) November 19, 2016

That’s just great isn’t it? It would be better if these girls didn’t just post these pictures on their Twitter accounts and immediately wash them off though; I want to walk down the street and see someone looking like this. Seriously doubt that’s going to happen.

Even Asai herself kind of regrets ‘the movement’:

I just wanted to joke around about the creative and artistic eyeshadow looks.

I think make up artists are all creative and amazingly talented! My dick-liner will never compare! The whole thing got a bit out of hand really.

Well yeah I wouldn’t worry about it Asia, they’ll be another dumb viral trend in about a week and I’m sure this one will be all forgotten too. Don’t you worry. Great while it lasted though sure.

For more dicks, here’s a guy with two dicks talking about it on Reddit. Insanity.