The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #67

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

And we’re off…

 

Words to live by

Oh shut the fuck up

Nailed it

Fair point

Way to shame your doga and his microdick

Actually seems a healthy approach

Take a bow son

Classy

 

Fellas, your competition this week isn’t much competition at all

Wut?

Not sure what went wrong here

 

Your weekly reminder you would swipe right on a TS and be none the wiser

And again

This one’s 100% female, promise

 

Worth a shot

Watch out for them hatters

How do we know she even has hands?

The answer is ‘jalapeno business’ (sigh)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ouch

That army jacket doesn’t look very funny to me

Aaaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.