Tom Sizemore Admits He Made Up Liz Hurley/Bill Clinton Affair
The other day we were all really stoked when we heard the story that Bill Clinton had allegedly ordered Liz Hurley to come to The White House and bang him because, well, it’s an awesome story, but unfortunately today the man behind these rumours Tom Sizemore has come forward and said that he made all of it up.
‘It’s not true. I was never at the White House and I’ve never met Bill Clinton. I’m not denying that I said these things’.
‘I don’t remember saying them – it’s an old video and they are the rantings of a guy, and it has been chronicled, who had a very severe drug problem. None of it is true. I wasn’t willingly videotaped but those were the kind of folks I was hanging around with back before I went to celebrity rehab’.
‘I do apologise for any hurt I may have caused her or the Clintons. I have no idea if Hurley and Clinton know each other’.
Sizemore made the grovelling apology alongside his manager on a live Huffington Post interview (which probably completely sucked because Huffington Post Live is the worst thing ever) and they also revealed that they didn’t know who had the tape but that someone had contacted them and tried to extort money from them.
Interestingly, there’s also the possibility that this isn’t true at all. Although it is well documented that Tom Sizemore has a long history of drug and alcohol abuse, it’s also very possible that he’s just using this as a cover story to avoid getting his ass completely handed to him in court by Liz Hurley and Bill Clinton. In case you didn’t hear yesterday, Liz tweeted that she was getting her lawyers involved.
Ludicrously silly stories about me & Bill Clinton. Totally untrue. In the hands of my lawyers. Yawn.
– Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) February 5, 2014
I mean it’s a no brainer, who’s going to win that case, right? I mean there’s no way that Sizemore’s bank account is even 1/100th the size of their combined assets, and if Bill Clinton can beat an impeachment he can sure as hell beat Tom Sizemore, so it looks to me like old Tom thought of the best way he could knock this on the head before it got out of hand and that was to say that they were the rantings of a drug addled crazy man. And to be fair it’s probably going to work.
But seriously, even if you were a drug addict why the hell would you make up some story about meeting the President and him demanding to have sex with Liz Hurley!? Like I’ve heard some people say some crazy things but there’s no way someone would make that up, is there!? I mean sure it’s an interesting story but it’s a completely absurd thing to make up, especially with the level of detail in the original story, you’ve gotta agree with me there right?
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