Stephen Hawking Admits He Is Still Absolutely Terrified Of Aliens
Everyone’s scared of something.
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NASA ‘Expert’ Claims Alien Motherships Are Lurking In The Rings Of Saturn
Decent hiding place.
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Hillary Clinton Just Rinsed Donald Trump About His ‘Covfefe’ Midnight Tweet
Hit him where it hurts.
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This Arm Wrestling Match Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You’ll See All Year
It’s like an entire series of Jersey Shore in one minute.
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Spiders Could Officially Eat Every Human On Earth In A Year
Arachnophobia doesn’t seem so irrational anymore.
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Shaquille O’Neal Gives Outrageous Reason For Believing The Earth Is Flat
So Shaq’s a flat-Earther too.
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Experts Claim Eating Organic Won’t Save The Planet Or Your Health
Sorry healthnuts.
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The ‘Alien Covenant’ Trailer Just Dropped And It Looks All Kinds Of Terrifying
Breathing new life into the Alien franchise.
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Shocking New Spacecraft Data Suggests Alien Life Could Already Exist On Pluto
Potential new planet to destroy.
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Witches Are Casting A Spell on Donald Trump At Midnight Tonight
Hope this works.
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The United Arab Emirates Have Vowed To Travel To Mars By 2020
Sure thing guys.
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Gang Member Live Streams His Revenge At Rival’s Funeral (VIDEO)
The ultimate diss.
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Steve Buscemi Just Told Donald Trump To ‘Shut The Fuck Up Donny’
What an absolute hero.
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A Husband Posted This Creepy Facebook Status To Cover Up His Wife’s Murder
It was only ever going to work for so long.
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Ecosexuals Are Having Sex With The Earth To Help Save The Environment
This sounds bonkers.
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Vegans Have Given Their Dairy-Free Cheese The Most Ridiculous New Name
Anyone for Gary on toast?
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Donald Trump Perfectly Articulates His Plan For Dealing With ISIS
Not really, it literally makes no sense whatsoever.
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Watch Cristiano Ronaldo Take On Jesse Pinkman At Poker
‘Let’s see the river card, bitch’
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The Response Of The Westboro Baptist Church To The Orlando Shooting Was Predictably Atrocious
This should not be allowed.
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Man Claiming To Be From The Future Steals Sandwiches From Fast Food Restaurant
Anderson said that he was four years advanced and that everyone on his planet is dead.
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Here’s A Whole Bunch Of People Who Accidentally Dressed As Their Surroundings
How has this happened so often?
