JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW GIRLFRIEND RECEIVES DEATH THREATS
OMG! @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i’m gonna kill ya
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WIKILEAKS UNCOVERS GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO KILL BEES!
Not just uncovering political controversy…..
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TOP 5 PETE POSTLETHWAITE MOVIES
Following his untimely death, Sick Chirpse discusses Pete Postlethwaite’s top 5 movies
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10 WORST PREMIERSHIP SIGNINGS OF THE SEASON (SO FAR)
Why did Gerard Houllier think it was a good idea to sign Robert Pires?
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TOP 10 RECORDS OF THE YEAR
TimW_Brap’s top ten records of the year.
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MILEY CYRUS BONG FOR SALE?
So what actually happened to the bong!?
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BOTTOMS UP BEER DISPENSER!
Amazing new gravity defying product allows you to get 44 pints in a minute!! LADS!
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ENGLAND WIN THE ASHES, WOLVERINE V SHANE WARNE IN A CRICKET MATCH
One of them gets hit in the nuts with a cricket ball!
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NEW MOON AND BACK PODCAST
The crucial issues of alternative music laid bare.
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Tron: Legacy Is The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen
This is the worst movie I have ever seen.
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PARAMORE INTERNET BLOG WAR!
OMG! Band members leave and release a dumb statement about major labels/religion!!
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TOP 5 DUMB NAME CHANGES!
Like Captain Awesome isn’t stupid enough….
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FACEBOOK USERS JUST WANT TO HANG OUT!
2010 Top Ten Facebook statuses reveal users just want to hang out. Maybe they should get off Facebook then?!
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IRISH PLAYER INCLUDED IN GOAL OF THE YEAR SHORTLIST
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
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EBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
‘For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué’
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WORST GUITAR TAB EVER
Everyone knows guitar tabs are hardly ever correct but you could at least try a bit harder when giving a video guitar lesson….l
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MERRY CHRISTMAS METALHEADS!
Slipknot’s masked frontman Corey Taylor joins the race for Christmas Number One. Wait, wasn’t something like this a big deal LAST year?
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SOME LOSER CHANGES HIS NAME TO CAPTAIN AWESOME…
He got a brand new signature too!
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MILEY CYRUS CAUGHT RIPPING A BONG!
My kind of party in the USA!
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MICHAEL JACKSON RELEASES NEW ALBUM 18 MONTHS AFTER HIS DEATH
Michael Jackson again defies reality by releasing an album of new songs 18 months after his death
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DAVID LYNCH TAKES PART IN LIVE TWITTER INTERVIEW!
Weirdo film director David Lynch took part in a live interview on twitter earlier. I only picked up the answers though….
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STERLING’S GOLD, MORE LIKE STERLING’S SHIT
Somebody actually wrote a full autobiography of a fictional character? No, of course they didn’t.
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NEW FAKE PROBLEMS VIDEO!
Your tour manager dresses up as a nurse and chases you around. Great concept for a music video!
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MAN PULLED OUT OF THE WAY OF METRO TRAIN AT LAST SECOND!
Wow! This is like some kind of Jean Claude Van Damme action movie! But in real life! Whoa!
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CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK AVATAR TO STOP CHILD ABUSE
This weekend Facebook users (re: everyone) were encouraged to change their avatars to cartoon characters to stamp out child abuse. Of course!
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THE SWELLERS STAR IN ACTION MOVIE!
What do you do when you get bored on tour? Shoot your own action movie, duh.
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STREAM THE NEW GIRL TALK RECORD!
GIRL TALK IS FUCKING SICK. WE ARE STREAMING HIS NEW RECORD. IT’S FUCKING SICK. SICK CHIRPSE.
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PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON TOWN
Fees will rise, cuts will be made, politicians will break promises. Like Tupac said that’s just the way it is.
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HOW ABOUT A FREE AK47 WITH YOUR NEW VEHICLE?
If ever you needed a reason to buy a used truck, Nation’s Trucks in South Orlando is giving it to you…..
